COUSIN ITT

Cousin Itt was the Addams family’s favorite relative . Itt stood about three feet tall and was covered from head to foot with long hair. Were it not for the sunglasses Itt sometimes wore, it would not be possible to determine Itt’s front from Itt’s back. Itt also spoke in a language all Itt’s own, a high squeal, that only the Addames seemed to understand. We can only guess at Itt’s gender based on Itt’s unfailing success with the ladies, though we can’t really be certain Itt isn’t female, or androgynous, or a hermaphrodite. Itt did have Itt’s own miniature room in the family mansion but was usually off traveling, gallavanting around the world with women, partying or working successfully as an opera singer, an actor, or Itt’s choice between a zoo director and a zoo attraction. In addition to being a real party animal, Itt was the person the family liked to turn to for advice. As an Itt of the world, Itt was known for Itt’s insight and wisdom and was extremely easy to talk to, though somewhat difficult for most of us to understand. Yes, with the exception of Itt’s slightly and understandably neurotic fear of hair loss, Itt was just about the best relative one could ever ask for.

Gomez Addams (John Astin) once said of Itt, "Inside all heart, outside all hair."

i like cousin Itt...i think he's groovy.