CRAZY

i went to the see the doctor the other day, and he told me i'm crazy.
i have nothing to say.
i always knew.
so did most of my friends.
thats because they're crazy as well, just not officially certified like me.

i have a friend who talks to imaginary people on the phone.Whenever see she's a nice cellphone, she gets excited, and puts it to her ear and starts a conversation so amazingly normal that i sit and gape at her for a long span of time.She can go on for hours without stopping or feeling that "ok thats enough"...i mean, i do...anyway.

i have another friend who thinks that she's a nice girl. She often proclaims this publicly, actually she does it all the time so we're pretty much used to it but i assure you the way she says it is certainly not normal. She also has some kind of wierd unearthly relation with her personal computer "pc" and she often tells me how annoying her pc can be sometimes.oh and recently whenever she goes to a high place she feels like jumping.ahem...

another friend of mine is verymuch what you would call our average teenage psycho maniac. she's also a killer. an animal killer at that!
till date she has killed:
-a pole cat(large)
-one baby kitten(you dont wanna hear the procedure!
-nearly her dog "meimei" ( several times)
-one pigeon
-one crow
-three baby sparrows
-13 goldfish(the last one had a most tragic death, but she said it must have been happy in its last hour of life as it was listening to Pink Floyd..but what if it had a bad taste of music and maybe it would have preferd "kata laga"!?)
-many many ants, flies and butterflies.(i think)...now dat is crazy enough for everybody!

ok another woman i know, she is eccentric. the little thing is always excited, jumping around and dont be fooled by her cute and adorable appearence cause she can be one pesky cat. it has been recorded (and i mean recorded) that all of a sudden amidst a peaceful environment she has some kind of fit in which she jumps and maked her head go round and round and you have to stay as far away as possible or you might get injured as i once did when she ran into me and made a bump on my nose from which i still have not recovered completely (the accident took place on the 24th of april 2006). so there goes another one.

ok this one i'm talking about is crazy in the sense that she does wat she is told to. as in if you tell her to do her "funny laugh" or her "funny dance" ..she'll instantly do it and i assure they...they are FUNNY!!!!
I mean they are so hilarious. they're...they're...um...theres no other word for them..CRAZY! next.

ok the person who i am talking about is the type of person who can sit for hours without talking to anybody. she is generally very quiet and does not speak much but she labels her furniture...that is she writes "toothpaste" on her toothpaste etc... with a marker. she also writes wierd things all over the walls of her room and her mirror and she sometimes lies flat and on her back playing dead and then throwing up.

ok one more. i have to write about this guy. he looks up at the sky everyday and sees god. and sometimes he sees god looking at him and sometimes he doesnt.
the stars are supposed to be god's eyes and when there are no stars then god is blind.and he also thinks that the hair on his right foot is more dense than the hair in his left foot.gross?...yes i know...

another friend i have goes gallavanting around the city in a car full of friends and eggs people on the road and he keeps a baseball bat in his car which he utilises in chasing baby thieves that come to his house to steal things and he also does a number of other things which i cannot tell anyone...

so you see i cant help being crazy because all my friends are crazy too.
or maybe they are my friends because they are crazy...
being crazy isnt bad.
all great people are/were crazy.
amen.